Let me just say, I don't go hard. To my riding buddies, I'm known as RMD (Ridin' Miss Daisy) or SDR (Stop Drop & Roll)... SDR has become an "all too often ocurrence" for this HEAVY BIKE with 20m turning circle.
Anyway back to the real story..
This vehicle is not made with edible parts! Do not bite, lick, chew or swallow any parts under any circumstances!
— Aprilia handbook